The next frumpy or suit slick pyschofant that mewls to me about free market worship still being the way God planned it or even ever wanted it to be, is gonna find his head jammed into my microwave until their eyeballs be poppin' and brain a boiled.
I could start with those Southern Republican Senators who shot down the GM bailout based on the premise that the UAW is the problem and their members ought to willing to reduce their wages and benefits to the same level as auto workers in southern "right to work" states where unions are all but illegal in order to desperately prevent the last thread in the whole cloth of slavery-as-a-way-of-life from leaking through their pudgy sweaty hands.
But Humpty's busted on the ground and all the King's horses and men ain't gonna make the ugly lies of free marketism purdy agin. Its just like we progressives have been screaming for years..."If life hands you self-serving greedy pricks, then it must be omelet time" - and of course, it is.
We Told You SoBy David Sirota
Please, forgive me for saying it. I know it's a tad annoying, but it has to be said to America's ruling class in this humble column. Because if it's not said here you can bet it won't be said anywhere else in the media, and it needs to be said somewhere on behalf of the millions of citizens who were right.
We told you so.
In the slow-motion train wreck that became the current economic meltdown, our bipartisan political establishment and the sycophantic punditburo have been wrong over and over and over again. They told us that eviscerating consumer protections would unleash the market's benevolent power and boost the economy. They told us that a trillion-dollar Wall Street bailout would solve a credit crisis. They told us that bailout would be subjected to intense oversight and scrutiny.
Wrong, wrong and wrong--and when critics predicted just that, sneering commentators and congressional leaders berated us as know-nothing Luddites, conspiracy theorists, or both.
But with the release of three new reports, there's no debate anymore about who was correct and who wasn't. The studies prove that the critics were right and the ideologues of Washington were wrong.
When in 2005 Congress overwhelmingly passed a credit card industry-written bill gutting bankruptcy laws, progressives were right to try to stop it--and not just because it was an immoral move to legalize usury. We were right because as the New York Federal Reserve Bank reports, the bill played an integral role in the recent foreclosure surge that crushed the economy.
In the past, bankruptcy laws made sure debtors first and foremost continued paying their mortgages so they could stay in their homes. But the 2005 legislation effectively compels debtors to first pay off their credit cards, meaning many then have no money left to pay their mortgage. The Fed's report estimates that the bankruptcy bill is causing 32,000 more foreclosures per quarter than the economy would have already generated.
We told you so.
When almost every media voice in America was sounding the alarm of financial panic and demanding a Wall Street bailout plan; when bailout opponents were roundly ridiculed as "irresponsible" by politician and pundit alike--those opponents were nonetheless right to say then what a study from the Minneapolis Federal Reserve Bank says now: that the case hadn't been made.
While reporters and the Bush administration frantically insisted that bank-to-business lending had ceased, inter-bank lending had stopped and short-term "commercial paper" loans had dried up, the Minneapolis researchers tell us that "all three claims were false" and continue to be false; that "nobody has explained how the money system has frozen when the data says it has not"; and that "a trillion dollar intervention warrant(ed) a bit more serious analysis."
We told you so.
When lawmakers said the bailout included strict oversight measures, skeptics were right to say that claim was patently untrue. According to a new analysis by federal officials at the Government Accountability Office, virtually nonexistent oversight of the bailout means "taxpayers may not be adequately protected" and that the bailout's stated goal of fixing the economy "may not be achieved in an efficient and effective manner."
Yes, we told you so.
And so now, even though these damning reports have garnered scant news coverage, perhaps there will be a change. As we, the pragmatic progressive majority, demand tough new financial regulations, job-creating investments in public infrastructure, labor law reforms, universal health care, revised international trade policies, a repeal of the odious bankruptcy bill and an end to Wall Street welfare, maybe, just maybe, our humiliated rulers will start listening.
David Sirota is the best-selling author of the books "Hostile Takeover" (2006) and "The Uprising" (2008). He is a fellow at the Campaign for America's Future and a board member of the Progressive States Network, both nonpartisan organizations. E-mail him at ds@davidsirota.com.
A market, I am fond of saying, is a subculture distinguished from things like "neighborhood" or "fraternity" by its a priori acceptance that taking advantage of others is the norm.
Benign market forces? Yeah, right.
I hear you. I have always wondered why caveat emptor was a plausible concept. What sort of market ideology is that one should expect to be cheated?