I'm Dreaming of a White SCOTUS

Think Bing Crosby:

I'm dreaming of a white SCOTUS
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the bald heads glisten
And women listen
To hear all that men do know

I'm dreaming of a white SCOTUS
With every SCOTUS pick I fight
The day gays will marry brings fright
And may all
Your SCOTUSes be white

I'm dreaming of a white SCOTUS
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the bald heads glisten
And women listen
To hear all that men do know

I'm dreaming of a white SCOTUS
With every SCOTUS pick I fight
The day gays will marry brings fright
And may all your SCOTUSes
May all your SCOTUSes
May all your SCOTUSes
May all your SCOTUSes
May all your SCOTUSes be white

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I don't know about you, but I cannot hear the word SCOTUS without thinking SCROTUM.